The Haitian Sensations have a cute little morning routine when they brush their teeth.
Keenan: "I wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy."
Miles: "Before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack."
Brushing then commences.
This morning, I stuck my head into the bathroom and said, "Hey, what's a bottle of Jack?"
They both gave each other a look, which instantly made me worried and suspicious.
Both of naught, as I soon realized the look was along the lines of: Whoa, our mom is DENSE.
"This," Miles held up the toothpaste. "You know, this is a bottle of Jack Frost snow, but really, it just means toothpaste. Cause you use it to brush your teeth."
Why yes, that's exactly what it means.
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While I find Ke$ha (which I always say: "Kay-Ee-Dollar Sign- Ha" just like the principal on Glee) to be pretty much abhorrent, I'll be damned if her music isn't catchy.
This song is my newest on the iPod, and I love it.