The girls and I are leaving you at home for the weekend and in charge of our xy-carrying offspring. We will return home early Sunday evening, well past the chance of me having to make dinner for the family upon my return.
To aid you in my absence, I am leaving you with:
* 10 frozen pizzas
* 3 boxes of popsicles
* 2 boxes of junk cereal
* 3 gallons of deck stain
* 1 deck stain application device (see, I really don't know the name for this thing, but "deck stain application device" sounds so much more with it than "doo-hickey", don't you think?)
* 3 large water guns
* 2 boxes of Krispy Cremes
* 1 6-pack of beer
How you choose to utilize these articles is up to you.
Just off the top of my head, I can think of several scenarios, although some would likely be followed up by a call to the police from a concerned neighbor or two.
All that I ask is that I return to a standing house and 3 xy-carrying offspring.
Good luck. Not that I think you'll need it or anything.