Monday, April 26, 2010

Unnatural Food-Like Substances

Hatfield, Atticus, Paloma and myself returned home late last night after a long weekend away in Chicago for a large dance competition.

We left the Mister, Miles and Keenan to hold down the fort and care for the family menagerie. The house was immaculate (as it can get, given that we're a family of seven), the ironing was finished and the fridge and pantry were stocked with fresh fruit, vegetables and healthy snacks.

I returned to an immaculate house, an empty laundry room, and a fridge and pantry still stocked with fresh fruit, vegetables and healthy snacks, along with a nearly empty box of this:



and several boxes of this:



Oh, Michael Pollan,

Where did we go wrong?!?!?!?

Detoxification shall commence immediately.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

My Dear Mrs.-

First, the hostess cupcakes were like hard candy- it isn't food, but it is a motivating treat. :)

Second, several is three or more. Two boxes of evil-mitt dinners (only one used) is a misdemeanor, not a felony! :)

-Mr.

Sawatzky family said...

Ha! Love it!!!!
Thanks for the much needed laugh today!!!!

bbbunch said...

Ewwwwwww..."dad food" Gross!