We left the Mister, Miles and Keenan to hold down the fort and care for the family menagerie. The house was immaculate (as it can get, given that we're a family of seven), the ironing was finished and the fridge and pantry were stocked with fresh fruit, vegetables and healthy snacks.
I returned to an immaculate house, an empty laundry room, and a fridge and pantry still stocked with fresh fruit, vegetables and healthy snacks, along with a nearly empty box of this:
and several boxes of this:
Oh, Michael Pollan,
Where did we go wrong?!?!?!?
Detoxification shall commence immediately.