Remember how sad you were this morning, when you found out that your Chicago buddy wouldn't be hosting a UFC watching event at his West Loop condo tomorrow? You felt so sad and empty, and you slouched out to your car with a sad little dejected walk.
I love you, my dear man. I hate seeing you so sad and empty. So I took it upon myself to re-fill your heart and your weekend.
Here is our staircase landing, as it looks right now:
Never underestimate the Seductive Lure of a Pry Bar with the Invigorating Power of Spring Fever.