I love you. I love how you prefer to purchase your evening and weekend clothing at Goodwill. I love how you are a good steward towards our budget and the environment, devoutly not buying into the ever-wasteful, always changing fashion industry.
However, you really must stop bringing home Bon Jovi jeans.
The icy blue ones made me cringe. The faded black ones made me shudder. And the white ones you brought home? I nearly scheduled an exorcism for those. All colors aside, these jeans are wrong on many, many levels.
As frugal as we are, it does our budget no good when you buy jeans, only to have me donate them back to Goodwill when you are gone on week-long trips for work.
This is a sick, twisted cycle. It needs to stop. Please, babe, for the love of all things holy, leave the jeans at Goodwill. Where they belong.
Your Adoring Wife