Atticus: Dad, can someone skydive out of a helicopter?
Dad: I don't think so, son.
Atticus: Mom, when I grow up, I want to skydive out of a helicopter!
Mom: Come here boy so I can beat some sense into your thick skull!!!
KIDDING! What I really said is:
Mom: You're grounded until you're 90!!!
Dad: Sarah, if I go skydiving, will you bring the kids to watch?
Mom: Yes, I'll need someone on the ground with me to call 911 as I have heart failure watching you jump out of a plane. (Note: Mom is *deathly* afraid of heights.)
Atticus: Dad, don't worry. Trust Me: I'll bring a REALLY REALLY BIG trampoline with me, so if your chute doesn't work, you don't need to worry!