Saturday, August 02, 2008
The Great Corn Cob War
2008 Tally to Date:
Squirrels: A BIG FAT ZIPP-O
For those of you unfamiliar, you can click HERE to find out just what those beady-eyed, rat-faced squirrel bastards did to my corn last year.
This year though. . . bwwaaahahahahahah!!! Complete Victory is MINE!!!
I am so FLIPPIN' HAPPY that I DON'T EVEN CARE that I'm photographed in my ratty, stretched-out and faded swimsuit (that's pretty darn happy, 'cuz under normal, not-high-on-my-victory circumstances, I would never publish these.)
Rows of Chubby Checkers Corn, slowly ripening for the picking!
(If I was a SUPER COOL blogger, I would have Queen's We are the Champions playing in the background. Alas, I am only just cool enough to beat squirrels at their own game.)