On the Fourth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A four-bedroom home (so never again will I ever be awakened at 11:30 pm by a crying child who cannot sleep because her brother, who's wide-awake, is jumping on her bed while she's in it).
Three Legged Beagle
Two Front Teeth
and One $9.97 Walmart Wedding Ring to Replace the One Lost in Lily Lake