Here are some post-Halloween tips for my dear readers:
1. Never, ever put 2 pumpkins' worth of raw pumpkin seeds down your garbage disposal. Those slimy little buggers will give your disposal a loooonggg workout which may result in smoke and a vulgar burning smell.
2. Hard to believe, but a child-size set of rubber dracula fangs, if placed in one's dryer, can scar at least 86% of a laundry load. Meaning, if you have 22 articles of clothing in your laundry, 19 of them will come out besmudgeoned by melted neon green plastic fang ooze.
Sarah "Trying to Save Her Readers One Bloody Mishap at a Time" the Harried Homemaker